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Episode #
22
November 3, 2025

The Rumor Mill

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Episode 22 of The Common Man Chronicles, “The Rumor Mill,” proves that sometimes the strongest brews aren’t made in a roaster — they’re made in the mouths of the townsfolk.

By sunrise, the story’s everywhere. Plain Jane swears she saw a shadowy figure down by the river, brewing under a blood-orange sky. Fancy Pants calls it performance art. Boogie claims his tongue’s been “tingly since Tuesday.” And through it all, the smell of curiosity hangs thicker than the morning roast.

While gossip spreads faster than steam, The Common Man stays silent. He’s heard this kind of noise before — the kind that fills empty cups but never quenches thirst. He leans against the post outside the shop, thermos in hand, watching the sunrise while the town hums with half-truths and caffeine.

Down by the river, a silhouette stirs — unseen, unbothered, brewing something darker than rumor.

The Common Man knows talk burns quick. Truth takes longer to roast.
And this one’s still on the fire.

The Rumor Mill

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